1. Running through traffic like you're Frogger from the old video game.
2. Siphoning gas with your mouth.
3. Jumping into an ice covered pond without wearing any clothes.
4. Hunting moose from a helicopter.
5. Wearing black with navy blue.
6. Attempting to annihilate a social group.
7. Ponzi schemes.
8. Adopting a pet tiger from Siam (seeing as tigers don't live in Siam, this would be not only a bad idea, but an impossible dream).
9. Running an insane asylum.
10. Paper shredders.
11. Asking your mom to go to prom with you because you can't get a date from high school.
12. Grabbing the hot metal of a pot that contains boiling water.
13. Plagiarism.
14. Attempting to be flawless and perfect.
15. Throwing yourself off a building because you think you can fly.
16. Climbing a tree in the rain forest.
17. Trying to be Siegfried and Roy...or being Siegfried and Roy.
18. Bear baiting.
19. Reading Ye Olde English.
20. Marriage.
21. Traveling the world with Dory from Finding Nemo.
22. Accepting a free car from Oprah.
23. Accepting anything from Oprah.
24. Screaming "Fire!!!" in a crowded movie theater.
25. Spending your entire life in the world of Facebook.
26. Keeping your old Myspace account.
27. Walking across a lake that is covered in thin ice.
28. Teaching elementary kids how to finger paint.
And so we go.
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