Water

I love water. Let me be the first one to tell you, water is a great substance. And I'm not just saying that because I swim. Water is life-giving. And that's the real deal (that was for you Luke). Think about it, your body is over 60% water. 60%! That's more than half! That's almost three-quarters! That's a lot. Without water, our bodies would shrivel up and die. Have you ever seen a mummy? If you haven't, they are some sick looking creatures, it's almost like they're dead...anyway they are all shriveled up and dead looking. They look this way because to mummify a body, one has to dry up all the fluids in the body. Want to venture a guess as to what liquid is the most abundant? If you guessed blood, you're wrong. If you guessed brain fluid, you're wrong. However, if you guessed water, you would be correct. Water, along with some other substances, gives our skin its ability to stretch (to a certain degree).

Water isn't just important to the body though. What do you use to wash yourself in the shower (or bath depending on how you roll)? Water. What do you use to wash your hands? Water. What is the most abundant ingredient in hand sanitizer? Water. What is used to wash your dog when he is dirty? Water. Water is wonderful. It's everywhere. Over 70% of the planet and over 60% in your body. We cannot escape it. If we try, our bodies tell us that something is dreadfully wrong and we need to ramify and quantify and exemplify and Abilify our mistake with (you guessed it) water. Don't run away from your water problems. Embrace them. Are you addicted to water? Good! That's the best possible thing to be addicted to. However, do not overindulge on water. That is just as bad. If your body gets saturated with water it can no longer function the way its supposed to. So drink responsibly.

Water, its everywhere. Don't escape it, embrace it. Water. Get some.

And so we go.